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we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i’m talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here
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@howtobreakglass 105, you should really earn it
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![[The comic is a plaintext list of the priveleges earned at each age] Age Milestones and associated privileges 16 Drive 17 Attend R-rated movies alone 18 Vote 21 Buy alcohol 25 Rent a car 32 Run for senate 35 Run for president 40 Rent a flying car 45 Learn about the God-Empress 50 Join AARP 50 Get a shingles vaccine 52 Click to skip captchas 55 Vote for God-Empress 62 $80 National parks lifetime pass 65 Eligible for Medicare 67 Collect Social Security 68 See "Skip Ads" button on live TV 70 Run for God-Empress 75 Ride any animal in a national park 80 Eligible for MegaCare 85 Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product 90 Click to make any movie R-rated 100 Get a letter from the president 102 (35+67) Collect a presidential pension 105 Get a birthday card from the God-Empress 111 Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring 118 Vote 100 times 120 Collect the pensions of all elected officials 125 Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president 128 Age rolls over, become a baby again](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8de5adb8d6310ce3f5a7b55e29af99c8/a4b4e273152001a2-d5/s640x960/3f639111838f202042b5fa160c0083821f42a188.png)