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orteil42

we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i’m talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here

concreteafterrain

@xkcd-for-that

xkcd-for-that

[The comic is a plaintext list of the priveleges earned at each age] Age Milestones and associated privileges 16  Drive 17  Attend R-rated movies alone 18  Vote 21  Buy alcohol 25  Rent a car 32  Run for senate 35  Run for president 40  Rent a flying car 45  Learn about the God-Empress 50  Join AARP 50  Get a shingles vaccine 52  Click to skip captchas 55  Vote for God-Empress 62  $80 National parks lifetime pass 65  Eligible for Medicare 67  Collect Social Security 68  See "Skip Ads" button on live TV 70  Run for God-Empress 75  Ride any animal in a national park 80  Eligible for MegaCare 85  Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product 90  Click to make any movie R-rated 100  Get a letter from the president 102  (35+67) Collect a presidential pension 105  Get a birthday card from the God-Empress 111  Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring 118  Vote 100 times 120  Collect the pensions of all elected officials 125  Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president 128  Age rolls over, become a baby again
If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment’s Wikipedia article.
Age Milestone Privileges
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